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Original artwork BY JEFF WALKER
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Original artwork BY JEFF WALKER gunnison, coloradoOriginal artwork BY JEFF WALKER gunnison, coloradoOriginal artwork BY JEFF WALKER gunnison, colorado

BOOK: hustlin' heaven

Who wrote it?

Me. My name is Jeff Walker. My parents divorced when I was 6 months old and I was raised Catholic.


I was basically forgotten when my Dad remarried when I was 8 years old and started a new family without me. They all found Jesus and I became the bad guy.


I lived with my Mom who failed at every relationship, divorced 3 times before I was 17, and dogs that shit in the house. Not to mention, she almost caused me complete financial ruin. 


Along the way, God poked his nose in. And yes, I'm pretty bent about it.

2 more books coming!

Book #2: ON TOUR: Stories from the band over the years.

This will be my second book. It's a non fictional recollection (to the best of my abilities) of the many antics, adventures, and tragedies of being in an upcoming band.


 Bands include: Cousin It, Sap, Hucksalt Hedspeed, Scrap for Black, Facepilot, Huger, and Slutgun. Plus, additional rants about band life, personalities, and poor choices. 2026 release.

Book #3: My name is Jeff.

This will be my third endeavor. Non-fiction. In the spirit of Hunter Thompson and David Sedaris, I will take you on a hilariously satirical and sad, yet, triumphant journey of yours truly. 


This one is gonna be good. If anyone is still reading my books by this time and the protesters and God lovers haven't gotten to me yet. 2027 release.

Yep, that's right. Here to cause a ruckus.

UPCOMING books by jeff walker

In order of release date:


Hustlin' Heaven. 

Out Christmas 2025.  


ON TOUR: tales from the band.

Out Christmas 2026.


 My name is Jeff. 

Out Christmas 2027.


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